Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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