To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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