: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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