Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I did not marry a roomba.
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