If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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