I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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