She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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