The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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