Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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