How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
