shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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