The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So much rum. So many feels.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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