But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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