We're facebook friends in real life
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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