just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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