I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Enjoy the penises
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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