Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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