just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You may now shotgun with the bride
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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