are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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