Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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