I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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