She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize