But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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