I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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