I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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