guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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