does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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