Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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