Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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