You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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