if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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