What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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