tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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