i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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