It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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