New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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