Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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