I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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