Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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