He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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