You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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