Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
