yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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