just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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