Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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