Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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