so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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