oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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