I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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