OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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