did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
