Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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