The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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