Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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