And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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