at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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