k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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