I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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