handjob tips. give me some.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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