Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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